I’m glad. Hopefully they know now, that they could destroy everything. Fingers crossed you’ve got weak swimmers.
Bloody hell, I’m hoping for that too. I don’t want to be anyone’s dad. I haven’t the time for that.
I can see the logic in your words, but that poor girl might have not
But ah look at me defending this girl I don’t even know
Oh come on Calloway you know her, she’s in our house. Her face is pretty nice considering her age, she’s a bit cocky and all but in three or four years time she’ll be a right looker. I think her name is… Regina? Rachael? Rosalind? Something with an R in there.
You’ve got a point, your spawn would bring about the end of the world.
My sperm take some serious offense to that, thanks.
That wasn’t very nice Benj, she could be your future baby momma one day. And she will forever remember you insulting her deflated chest.
It’s not even deflated, there’s just nothing there. But I’m pretty sure if she ends up having my kids, what I think about her lack of a chest is the last of her problems.
I hope your response wasn’t harsh enough to make her hate herself.
I only told her to wait until her tits appeared, that’s not cruel that’s a reasonable answer. I can’t be going out with the pre-pubescent.
She’s thirteen, please tell me you took pity on the poor girl.
I told her I’d consider it when she grew some tits.
I just had a third year girl run into me and stutter out an invitation to be her date. How fucking bizarre.
… No.
I’m Eunice Murray.
… and you’re not new here? I swear I’ve never seen you before.
Then what makes the weekend dissimilar to any other day?
Less judgement, less harassment to wake up, more opportunities to avoid undesirables.
